Paris Hilton Gossip and News

- Which are hotter: Girls in jean shorts or girls in jean skirts? These are the questions that try the Internet’s soul. - Gwyneth Paltrow is nice to reporters during press junkets? Whaaa…. - The SyFy channel basically made a movie about sharks eating the cast of Jersey Shore. God bless, America. Read More ...

- Hillary Clinton got wasted. - And some even more important news than the Secretary of State crunking in South America. - Rumer Willis really doesn’t want us to look at her face. God bless her. - Ashton Kutcher is probably already done banging this woman and moved on. - Read More ...

Once, when she was very little, Paris Hilton met an old sailor who told her that, “Argh, nothin’ relieves a below deck itch like a fresh waft of sea air on your biscuit,” so that explains these photos. With that in mind, here’s another story about Paris getting pissed off after a reporter dares suggest Read More ...

- It’s going to cost $1.3 million to get Jessica Simpson‘s baby out of her which is pretty cheap for one of those giant space drills from Armageddon. - Whoa, wait. An entire Pog collection for just a night with a ginge? Seems a bit much. - Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are Read More ...

- If you like tattoos, get in here. - Gwyneth Paltrow hates Kate Moss and vice versa. - Snoop Dogg’s Tweets With Grandma - Paz de la Huerta is still getting naked for Terry Richardson. The universe is in balance. - The Hottest Women of March Madness - Read More ...

Paris Hilton was seen offering up her wares in a slinky black dress with ruched seams and garter adorned tights at her mother's birthday on Saturday night, natch. The pah-tay was...

- Brad Pitt continues his transition to Fabio. - Mind The Gap Monday should be federally recognized. I said it. - Eva Mendes is still banging Ryan Gosling despite talk of South American vagina. - Here’s Javier Bardem as a Bond villain who doesn’t use a blowgun and/or Dutch Boy haircut Read More ...

What do you get when you combine a bored, former A-list socialite with insightful tales of cell phone indiscretion and below-average techno beats? A song and music video that must be heard/seen to be believed. We present you with Paris Hilton's "Drunk Text" video - a cringe-worthy attempt to reenter the world of music/rap/spoken word ... who the heck knows, honestly. The "song" (term used loosely) is a collaboration between Paris Hilton and production duo Manufactured Superstars. It leaked yesterday, and is not a joke apparently. Watch Hilton wax poetic on the finer points of drunk texting and weigh in below: Paris Hilton - Drunk Text What do you think of Paris' "Drunk Text"?

Was someone doing a little drunk posting last night? Electro-prog production duo Manufactured Superstars tells E! News that the video for "Drunk Text," featuring Paris Hilton...

Paris Hilton is back! Or was ... if only for a few hours! The ho-tel heiress' new single, "Drunk Text," was briefly leaked online today before being yanked off of YouTube within hours. What's it about, you ask? Heck if we know, but the girl cannot sing. At all. Not that she even tries, really. Hilton raps/speaks monotonously over the beat... and that's it. The music video was released today, but quickly pulled from YouTube with little explanation other than a violation of a copyright claim by Black Hole Recordings. Still, the instant classic video was up long enough for some pics to be screen grabbed, and for numerous people who heard it to report on its epicness. Some choice lyrics: "If you take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting,' it's called 'sexting'/When you add drunk sexting, the words just don't make sense." Toooootally. "It's a hot mess of misspelled obscentities, body parts and run-on questions/not sure what he means to ask. Behind my eyes, ...

If you were one of the many music fans whose listening sensibilities were seriously affronted by Paris Hilton's first stab at a singing career, fear not. Because while the heiress...

Paris Hilton, card sharp? Who knew. The hotel heiress rang in her 31st birthday in style on Friday, and judging by the events of that night in Las Vegas, we think we know what she wished...

Don't worry, readers. Neither Paris Hilton nor Rebecca Black were nominated for any Grammy Awards. But both bad singers still showed up at the event, posing on the red carpet in contrastingly colored dresses. Paris went white and long, while Black went black and short. Whose style do you prefer? Vote now: As for the top performances of the night? Nicki Minaj caused controversy; Katy Perry may have dissed Russell Brand; Adele received a standing ovation; and, of course, Jennifer Hudson paid very emotional tribute to Whitney Houston. View them all in our Grammy Awards video section now!

And now for the part of the day where I create an anger in you so deep, mole creatures are left homeless in its wake. (I’ll make it up to you, Jordan Bratman.) Via Us Magazine: “I’m involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are doing really well at the moment,” Read More ...

Well, this sure beats pepper-spraying your way past the competition for Black Friday merchandise. While others were scrambling for cut-rate waffle-iron deals the day after Thanksgiving,...