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Completely out of character for an attention-starved blow-up doll, Heidi Montag hasn't been photographed by the paparazzi since late November. Turns out she's been spending a small fortune having her chin sanded down and giving the ol' jugs an... ...read full story

She may be only 23, but The Hills' Heidi Montag is already closing in on that many plastic surgeries. While that sounds like an exaggeration, but it's really not. Nose. Lips. Boobs. Done, done and done. That was before she decided to go under the knife and have a staggering 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day. "For the past three years, I've thought about what to have done," Heidi tells People, which features the plastic princess on its cover. "I'm beyond obsessed." Has she gone too far? Depends on the paychecks, right Heidi? If nothing else, Heidi Montag has at least been fully open about all the operations she's had to turn herself into a generic, bleach-blonde Hollywood bimbo. But on November 20, Montag took her transformation to a new level. Keeping her family in the dark, she continued her journey to become "the best me." Pretty soon, "the best her" will resemble Michael Jackson at this rate. Seriously, if she thinks this is what ...

Heidi Montag told Entertainment Weekly that her new album costs her $2 million to make, bankrupting her in the process, but I guess she thinks it was worth it because she thinks the album is really good. As a matter of fact, Heidi says her album, 'Superficial,' is as good as Michael Jackson's 'Thriller.' "I think people might not see [that 'Superficial' is as good as 'Thriller'] now, because it's my first album coming out. But I've spent as much time?maybe more, even?than Thriller. Every detail was very important to me, because I take this very seriously. Most artists, it's not their own money, but I've actually gone broke putting every dollar I've ever made and my heart and soul into this music. For me, I have a different appreciation, a different understanding, and a different love of my music and for my album than any other artist possibly could. Because this is my money. This is my gamble. This is ...

Phew. Heidi Montag says that her contrived quest to have kids with husband Spencer Pratt, depicted on an entire season of The Hills, is "kind of on hold." Why? Her efforts to be a "pop star" have taken priority. "I'm really trying to do this pop star [thing], my first album, so I think that would be distracting from this album coming out," Mrs. Spencer Pratt said. Heidi just dropped her first album, fittingly titled Superficial: "But one day I would love to have kids. I don't know if Spencer quite feels the same way." The Hills star spent years working on Superficial, which features songs like "I'll Do It," in which she tells a lover to "come eat my panties off of me." Classy. R-rated lyrics or not, Montag said "it's very personal, empowering music about living life and enjoying every moment and living it up. Club music." Music that makes you want to club her maybe. If you haven't heard the unmatched musical greatness that is ...

Heidi Montag's new album Superficial released today and apparently one of the songs requests someone who won't cry at the mere thought of her vagina (Spencer.) remove her panties with his teeth. Via Us Magazine: "I brought some treats... ...read full story

The Hills star and aspiring singer Heidi Montag has kicked off the release of her long-awaited debut album, Superficial, with a new single entitled "I'll Do It." You don't even wanna know what it is. The opening lines: "Pick me, take me, off up into ya dungin. I brought some treats. I know that you gon love em. Come eat my panties off of me. Do whatever comes naturally." Try to hurl away from the computer. If you're sure you're up for it, listen below and tell us how you feel about Heidi Montag's latest musical creation, "I'll Do It," by voting in the survey below ... Heidi Montag: I'll Do It What do you think of Heidi's Montag new single?

5. HEIDI MONTAG Posted: 8/14/2009 We're already halfway through the Top 10 Most Visited Posts of 2009, and somehow Heidi Montag is sitting at #5. Heidi Montag. And she's not really naked! I'm sorry, folks, but this is for... ...read full story

A woman of zero many talents, Heidi Montag now fashions herself a writer. The Hills star recently penned a poem for her husband, Spencer Pratt, and - surprise, surprise! - she wants the whole world to read her expression of love. "Here is a poem I wrote for my hubby Spencer [Pratt]," she Twittered. In the untitled prose, Heidi writes about their "flawless lives" and how she has "no more anxiety or stress" because "all that matters" in this world is him. Spencer and Heidi: the embodiment of true love. You may vomit on cue. But if it's this or her giving interviews about him making her orgasm all day long ... maybe we can stomach the poem a little better. Follow the jump to read the unintentionally hilarious prose from reality star, author, model, aspiring signer, full-time celebrity and now poet, Heidi Montag: Spencer my love my heart my KingYou are my world and my everythingI love you more than I could ever expressEspecially when I ...